For the second time this week Newsbusted Anchor Jodi Miller is reporting from Afghanistan and she has used her superior investigative skills in an exclusive report proving that President Obama has killed more than just Usama Bin Laden since the terrorist's death in early May.
This is just one of the stories covered in today's edition of the twice-weekly feature from Newsbusters.org. Other reports include possible proof that the President of the United States is a jinx, the NY Times promotion where every single reader gets a gift from the paper, a report on the proposed United Nations world-wide gun registry, former Vice President Al Gore's reaction to the recent solar flares, and much, much more
Please don't let yourself miss this special episode of Newsbusted. Because if you miss it your father will be compelled to tell you what he thinks of the fact that you get him the same damned gift every year for father's day (and it ain't pretty).
Oh, and if you cannot see the video below---please click here.
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Friday, June 17, 2011
Wednesday, June 15, 2011
Newsbusted Exclusive: Weiners From Afghanistan!
In this exclusive (and funny) report the anchor concentrates on the latest news about Congressman Anthony Weiner's wiener.
Please don't let yourself miss this issue of Newsbusted, the twice-weekly feature from Newsbusters. Because if you do those mean ATMs the President was talking about will come steal your job also. And Obama will crack jokes about the lack of shovel-ready jobs.
Remember you have been warned.
And if you cannot see the video below---please click here.
Friday, June 10, 2011
Newsbusted Exclusive: Obama's Secret Plan To Use Federal Programs to Create New Democratic Voters
Many Federal programs are designed to help people in need. According to Newsbusted Anchor Jodi Miller, there is at least one program were that person in need is President Obama. In this exclusive (and funny) report Ms Miller explains how the administration may be using federal programs to create new Democrats (after all---it is the Chicago way).
The other exclusives covered in today's edition of the twice-weekly feature from Newsbusters.org include the real secret behind McDonald's business success, President Obama's new unusual method of counting agricultural jobs created or saved, the story behind PBS's most accurate reporting in years, and so much more.
Please don't let yourself miss this issue of Newsbusted. Anthony Weiner will grab a lawn chair and sit on your front lawn holding a sign with a picture of his junk and the words, I will not resign. Remember you have been warned.
And if you cannot see the video below---please click here.
The other exclusives covered in today's edition of the twice-weekly feature from Newsbusters.org include the real secret behind McDonald's business success, President Obama's new unusual method of counting agricultural jobs created or saved, the story behind PBS's most accurate reporting in years, and so much more.
Please don't let yourself miss this issue of Newsbusted. Anthony Weiner will grab a lawn chair and sit on your front lawn holding a sign with a picture of his junk and the words, I will not resign. Remember you have been warned.
And if you cannot see the video below---please click here.
Tuesday, June 7, 2011
Newsbusted: Obama/Bohner Golf Match to Have Celebrity Caddy
To quote the SCHMOTUS Joe Biden, "This is a Big F***ing Deal! I am talking about the upcoming golf match between Speaker of the House John Boehner and President Obama. According to Newsbusted Anchor Jodi Miller, there will be a celebrity carrying around their golf bags when the two leaders hit the links in a few weeks. What will be really interesting is the fact that people who play golf on a regular basis enjoy placing friendly wages on the game as it progresses. I wonder if these two will join in on the tradition during their round. I can see it now, "If you make this putt John, you can cut another trillion." or "O.K. Mr. President, if you can hole out from this sand trap, you can bomb Libya for a few more weeks."
The other exclusives covered in today's edition of the twice-weekly feature from Newsbusters.org include the Administration's plans for Recovery Summer II (Revenge of the Unemployed), who will be taking over for Jack Kevorkian in assisting people to kill themselves, and who's cucumbers have been poisoned with E Coli Bacteria.
Please don't let yourself miss this issue of Newsbusted. Because should you miss it Anthony Weiner will break into your twitter account and send pictures of his Junk (I don't mean his privates, I mean his junk, the stuff he has stored in bags in his garage which he plans to give to charities). Do you really want your family to get pictures of Aunt Millie Weiner's old used bloomers? Or worse yet, Aunt Millie without the bloomers.
I didn't think so. So remember Click play below, if you don't, Aunt Millie will make all of your twitter friends, twitter enemies.
Oh, and if you cannot see video below click here
-- Unemployment rises
-- House rebukes Obama on Libya
-- Dr. Kervorkian dead
-- German e coli from cucumbers?
-- Blago: I wanted to be Senator to find Bin Laden
-- Obama, Boehner to golf together
-- 'Miracle on the Hudson' pilot to anchor CBS News show
-- NJ barber bites off customer's ear
The other exclusives covered in today's edition of the twice-weekly feature from Newsbusters.org include the Administration's plans for Recovery Summer II (Revenge of the Unemployed), who will be taking over for Jack Kevorkian in assisting people to kill themselves, and who's cucumbers have been poisoned with E Coli Bacteria.
Please don't let yourself miss this issue of Newsbusted. Because should you miss it Anthony Weiner will break into your twitter account and send pictures of his Junk (I don't mean his privates, I mean his junk, the stuff he has stored in bags in his garage which he plans to give to charities). Do you really want your family to get pictures of Aunt Millie Weiner's old used bloomers? Or worse yet, Aunt Millie without the bloomers.
I didn't think so. So remember Click play below, if you don't, Aunt Millie will make all of your twitter friends, twitter enemies.
Oh, and if you cannot see video below click here
-- Unemployment rises
-- House rebukes Obama on Libya
-- Dr. Kervorkian dead
-- German e coli from cucumbers?
-- Blago: I wanted to be Senator to find Bin Laden
-- Obama, Boehner to golf together
-- 'Miracle on the Hudson' pilot to anchor CBS News show
-- NJ barber bites off customer's ear
Friday, June 3, 2011
Newsbusted Exposes Canada's UNFAIR Economic Advantage
Today the government released more horrible economic news, the unemployment rate rose from 9.0 to 9.1 percent, as reported yesterday the economy is looming as an increasingly dark cloud over America. In a special Newsbusted exclusive the bad economy may not be all Obama's fault, our neighbor to the north Canada, has a very unfair economic advantage.
Other exclusives covered in today's edition of the twice-weekly feature from Newsbusters.org include the other name for the new Nazi party formed in Egypt, what carbon-footprint record record did the Icelandic volcano eruption just break, and the answer to Chris Matthew's question, "Is Paul Ryan's Medicare program a death certificate for the GOP?"
Please don't let yourself miss this issue of Newsbusted. Because should you miss it, Chris Matthews will sneak into your house and tingle up your leg. Click play below and remember, if you don't, Mr Hardball will come visiting.
Oh, and if you cannot see video below click here
Other exclusives covered in today's edition of the twice-weekly feature from Newsbusters.org include the other name for the new Nazi party formed in Egypt, what carbon-footprint record record did the Icelandic volcano eruption just break, and the answer to Chris Matthew's question, "Is Paul Ryan's Medicare program a death certificate for the GOP?"
Please don't let yourself miss this issue of Newsbusted. Because should you miss it, Chris Matthews will sneak into your house and tingle up your leg. Click play below and remember, if you don't, Mr Hardball will come visiting.
Oh, and if you cannot see video below click here
Tuesday, May 31, 2011
Newsbusted: Did Obama Send Mitt Romney a Dead Fish?
After his overseas trip last week we learned of President Obama's Irish roots, but he may have some Italian in him also. According to Newsbuster's Anchor Jodi Miller the President may have responded to a gesture by Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney with a dead fish.
Other exclusives covered in today's edition of the twice-weekly feature from Newsbusters.org include the real reason why the President signed the Westminster Abbey guest book using a date from 2008, why the President has been criticized for being too Al Gore-like and just who are those Israelis who say they support Obama's new Middle East plan.
Please don't let yourself miss this issue of Newsbusted. Because should you miss it, the blue bird of happiness will crap all over your bar-b-que. Click play below and remember, if you don't, Snookie will come visiting.
Oh, and if you cannot see video below click here
Other exclusives covered in today's edition of the twice-weekly feature from Newsbusters.org include the real reason why the President signed the Westminster Abbey guest book using a date from 2008, why the President has been criticized for being too Al Gore-like and just who are those Israelis who say they support Obama's new Middle East plan.
Please don't let yourself miss this issue of Newsbusted. Because should you miss it, the blue bird of happiness will crap all over your bar-b-que. Click play below and remember, if you don't, Snookie will come visiting.
Oh, and if you cannot see video below click here
Friday, May 27, 2011
Breaking Newsbusted News: Solution Found For Debt Ceiling Crisis
Remember that Old acronym K.I.S.S. (keep it simple stupid). Well, a solution for the months-long battle over the debt ceiling has been developed and you will not believe how simple it its! Newsbusted Anchor Jodi Miller has all of the details.
Other exclusives covered in today's edition of the twice-weekly feature from Newsbusters.org include Rahm Emanuel is pushing for a gambling casino in the city limits of Chicago but do you know that the newly sworn in mayor used to run a different gambling operation, the Democrats have already begun their 2012 get out the vote effort, and a new study with a strange answer to the question of "What Makes Women Most Relaxed?"
Please don't let yourself miss this issue of Newsbusted. Because should you miss it, Ed Schultz will call your home at 3AM and scream misogynistic hate terms at you . Click play below and remember, if you don't President Obama will permanently speak with that lousy Irish accent he used on his trip this week.
Oh, and if you cannot see video below click here
Other exclusives covered in today's edition of the twice-weekly feature from Newsbusters.org include Rahm Emanuel is pushing for a gambling casino in the city limits of Chicago but do you know that the newly sworn in mayor used to run a different gambling operation, the Democrats have already begun their 2012 get out the vote effort, and a new study with a strange answer to the question of "What Makes Women Most Relaxed?"
Please don't let yourself miss this issue of Newsbusted. Because should you miss it, Ed Schultz will call your home at 3AM and scream misogynistic hate terms at you . Click play below and remember, if you don't President Obama will permanently speak with that lousy Irish accent he used on his trip this week.
Oh, and if you cannot see video below click here
Tuesday, May 24, 2011
Newsbusted: Obama Lied About The Reason He Didn't Reveal Bin Laden Pix
When the White House announced that they would not release the Osama Bin Laden death pictures, they said things such as it would hurt the troops, and we don't need to "spike the football." Nonsense, all nonsense! Apparently there is a much different rationale for the President to keep the Bin Laden pictures under wraps and only Newsbusted Anchor Jodi Miller has them.
Other exclusives covered in today's edition of the twice-weekly feature from Newsbusters.org include Obama's difficulty in raising campaign funds, why many people believe the end of the world already happened, and John Edward's surprising return to politics.
Please don't let yourself miss this issue of Newsbusted. Because should you miss it, the Palestinians will refuse to recognize your right to exist. Click play below and remember, this is going to hurt the liberals much more than it will hurt you.
Oh, and if you cannot see video below click here
Other exclusives covered in today's edition of the twice-weekly feature from Newsbusters.org include Obama's difficulty in raising campaign funds, why many people believe the end of the world already happened, and John Edward's surprising return to politics.
Please don't let yourself miss this issue of Newsbusted. Because should you miss it, the Palestinians will refuse to recognize your right to exist. Click play below and remember, this is going to hurt the liberals much more than it will hurt you.
Oh, and if you cannot see video below click here
Friday, May 20, 2011
NEWSBUSTED: Worse Than Porn ! More Embarrassing Films Found In Bin Laden Compound
After the porn discovered in Bin Laden's compound last week, most people thought that there could be no revelations coming out of the terrorist's compound that could be more embarrassing (except of course for his close relationship with that sheep, but his family still claims they were just friends).
According to an exclusive report from Newsbusted Anchor Jodi Miller, new videos have been found in Osama Bin Laden's hideout, these are potentially more embarrassing than the porno flicks found last week.
Other exclusives covered in today's edition of the twice-weekly feature from Newsbusters.org include, based on trends economists have figured out when the economy will finally straighten itself out, and trust me you are not going to be happy, Republicans have demanded changes to the President's emergency text message plan, the candidate for people who believe that America was involved in 9/11, and other reasons why Obama's family feels humiliated.
Please don't let yourself miss this issue of Newsbusted. Because should you miss it, President Obama will force you to partition part of your house and gift it to Palestinian Terrorists. Click play below and remember, this is going to hurt the liberals much more than you.
Oh, and if you cannot see video below click here
According to an exclusive report from Newsbusted Anchor Jodi Miller, new videos have been found in Osama Bin Laden's hideout, these are potentially more embarrassing than the porno flicks found last week.
Other exclusives covered in today's edition of the twice-weekly feature from Newsbusters.org include, based on trends economists have figured out when the economy will finally straighten itself out, and trust me you are not going to be happy, Republicans have demanded changes to the President's emergency text message plan, the candidate for people who believe that America was involved in 9/11, and other reasons why Obama's family feels humiliated.
Please don't let yourself miss this issue of Newsbusted. Because should you miss it, President Obama will force you to partition part of your house and gift it to Palestinian Terrorists. Click play below and remember, this is going to hurt the liberals much more than you.
Oh, and if you cannot see video below click here
Tuesday, May 17, 2011
Newsbusted: American Al Qaeda Member Invited to the White House
If you were one of those American's who were upset that the White House invited cop-hating rapper and actor Common to perform, hang on because you are about to blow a major fuse. According to Jodi Miller, Newsbusted Anchor, the White House has followed up with an invite to an American-born Member of Al-Qaeda. Other exclusives covered in today's edition of the twice-weekly feature from Newsbusters.org include Mitt Romney's plan to replace Obamacare, the real reason a San Fransisco mom injected her 8-year-old daughter with botox, what Ashton Kutchner is doing to prepare to replace Charlie Sheen in Two and a Half Men and much, much more.
This episode of Newsbusted is the the funniest two and a half minutes seen on the internet since Newt Gingrich changed his position about Obamacare's individual mandate over ten thousand times in 0ne 24 hour period.
Please don't let yourself miss this issue of Newsbusted. Because should you miss it, the CIA will crop your image into Osama Bin Laden's porn movies. Click play below and remember, this is going to hurt the liberals much more than you.
Oh, and if you cannot see video below click here
This episode of Newsbusted is the the funniest two and a half minutes seen on the internet since Newt Gingrich changed his position about Obamacare's individual mandate over ten thousand times in 0ne 24 hour period.
Please don't let yourself miss this issue of Newsbusted. Because should you miss it, the CIA will crop your image into Osama Bin Laden's porn movies. Click play below and remember, this is going to hurt the liberals much more than you.
Oh, and if you cannot see video below click here
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